Right, I shamelessly snagged my mom's tub of crazy conditioner (what works on rebonded + highlighted hair must work on my crazy mop, right?) and giving The Hair some love now. This had better be good. My sisters are now wondering why I kept emerging from the bathroom. And why I smell so strongly of hair product and conditioner.

Anyway, looking good -FOR NOW. It always does. Only when wet, mind. Not to be shameless, but I do resemble Mr. Cruise when wet. Heck, it'll be shit again when dry, arghhhhh. Will just have to wait and see. In fact .. that does give me an idea. Time to work on those myocytes and to shrink the adipocytes, then my screaming gang of fans will find some new excuse to troop down to the pool to catch me while I'm wet.

Yeah .. right. What the hell, this is a schizophrenic in the works.

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